The Funion






“Never Meeting Club” forms

[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] A new club has been formed for McDaniel students who are…







College announces plan to listen to students

[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] In an unprecedented move, College officials last Thursday announced McDaniel’s new plan…


McDaniel to offer flat Earth courses

[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] McDaniel College announced on March 14, otherwise known as Pi Day…


Movie Review: “High School Musical”

[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] I just hate when something is so obviously created to make…


McDaniel Horoscope a.k.a. McHoroscope

[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Aries (March 21 – April 19) Don’t overwork yourself. You’re almost…




Plan to Capture Squirrels Backfires

[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Squirrels are a common sight at McDaniel College: clandestinely rustling in…