[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] A small number of students received an email on September 23…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] In response to university crackdowns on fraternity hazing, local fraternity Alpha…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Moments before his departure onto a discounted plate at LongHard Steakhome,…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] The WordPress update introduced a headline analyzer. It specifies that a…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] With college students, dating is all the same— apps, hookups, and…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] So you may be wondering, “What is Corbit’s Charge?” Well, here…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Every college swears they’ve just got the quirkiest little squirrels. On…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Countless fast food restaurants continue to push food items that no…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] On March 31 in the late hours of the evening, the…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Free Press Journalist, Max Engle, declared in a staff meeting earlier…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Earlier this week, a student whose head caught fire after studying…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Sophomore film student Chet Abrams made history this week after writing,…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Semester after semester, the Free Press staff has criticized the decisions…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] It was a day that started like any other. I woke…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] McDaniel student was seen in the yogurt aisle of Safeway and…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Every student has an ID card that grants them access to…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] McDaniel College is ready to roll out a new initiative for…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Today, this reporter has uncovered something spectacular, something never before recognized…
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] The campus announcements email has become overloaded with information, and a…