I found a neat looking brick
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Today, this reporter has uncovered something spectacular, something never before recognized…
Nathan Wright
Work on new student center halted as workers begin to speak in tongues
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Renovations on the McDaniel Decker College Center have been brought to…
McComics: April 28
Another print issue means another round of comics! This time you’ll find below comics following the theme of “The Ocean” by Hannah Maxwell and Nathan Wright.
McHoroscopes: Daily doses
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Aries (March 21-April 19): Today will be many things for you….
College turns to necromancy to collect debt from dead students
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] In the face of recent budgeting problems, McDaniel has begun looking…
There’s a big rat in the Free Press office
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] April 1 was meant to be a normal day in the…