Is The Green Terror Doing Enough to Protect This City?
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] The Green Terror wears a mask. His identity is a secret….
Max Engle
McDaniel College Adds New Controversial “Frat Boy” Administrative Role
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Hey guys, what’s going on? My name’s Kyle, you probably know…
McDaniel Speedrunners–– a new club for students looking to complete every offered major in under four years
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Everyone knows that McDaniel is the perfect place to double or…
In An Effort To Raise School Spirit, McDaniel College Pushes A “Green & Gold Grass” Agenda Across Campus
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] The air’s getting warmer and the sun’s getting brighter as it…
OPINION: McDaniel College Should Do an Online Semester in 2023, Just For Fun!
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] I live just off campus, on Pennsylvania Avenue, and I haven’t…
My girlfriend doesn’t kiss me anymore? These quick tips might fix my relationship
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Many single people across the world are always looking for advice…
McDaniel student gets dog, loses personality
Free Press writer doesn’t want to write about COVID-19, afraid it would date the article
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Free Press Journalist, Max Engle, declared in a staff meeting earlier…
Those meddling Free Press reporters sent to Budapest for a semester to give administration “a break”
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Semester after semester, the Free Press staff has criticized the decisions…
Student employees see 1B eligibility for COVID-19 vaccine
While COVID-19 case numbers are rising on campus and more safety precautions are being put into effect, some encouraging news has arrived along with the warm March air. As confirmed…
Providing a safe place for election stress and anxiety on the hill
After the end of the 2020 election season, McDaniel College has provided a safe, comfortable place for post-election stress-relief for its students and staff. Some students find their peace in the…
McDaniel athletics prepares to launch amidst COVID-19
McDaniel College Athletics, after several months of conversations and discussions behind closed doors, has decided to bring the fall season into full swing. Despite the Centennial Conference’s decision to not…
McDaniel’s low test numbers: too good to be true?
Approaching the sixth week of students living on campus in this unprecedented semester, the college has successfully maintained a low number of positive COVID-19 cases on campus. Over the last month…
McDaniel announces upcoming plans: a bright future for January term, spring semester, and more
The Return to the Hill Committee (RTTH) announced plans for January Term and the Spring Semester. With Covid-19 affecting millions of people, McDaniel has been taking many precautions to ensure…