Senior Profile: Eamonn Fay
What is your major and minor? What other academic programs were you a part of? English Major, Writing Minor What organizations were you a part of at McDaniel? What positions…
Eamonn Fay
Free Press Writer is Sleepy
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Earlier this week, students were shocked to honk shoo honk shoo…
Theater Ghosts Displeased with Sherlock! Musical
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] McDaniel College’s recent performance of Sherlock! The Musical, while generally well…
Auntie Anne’s Pretzel Truck Line Extends into Texas
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Who doesn’t love a good pretzel? McDaniel College solidified itself as…
McDaniel Unveils “Big Honkin’ M” on Water Tower
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Students at McDaniel College were delighted to return from winter break…
Contrast contest winner: ‘TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN’
Congratulations to Eamonn Fay, winner of last month’s Contrast contest. Below is his submission, in which he responded to the prompt to write something spooky in honor of the arrival of…
Roger Casey resigns with Spongebob Squarepants “Ight imma head Out” meme
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] A small number of students received an email on September 23…
OPINION: The Green Terror Mascot is Operated By A Legion of Evil Squirrels
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Every college swears they’ve just got the quirkiest little squirrels. On…
Thank you! Student whose head literally burst into flames after thirteen hour study session gets a reading of 97.5 degrees from the no-contact thermometer outside of Glar
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Earlier this week, a student whose head caught fire after studying…
Contrast contest winner: ‘Something You Don’t Just Lose’
Congratulations to Eamonn Fay, winner of last month’s Contrast contest. Below is his submission, in which he describes missing something unusual when looking in the mirror. “Uh… Phil?” Tom whimpered. Phil…