ACC Announces Addition of McDaniel College
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] GREENSBORO, N.C. – The Atlantic Coast Conference Council of Presidents has…
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McDaniel Student Dresses Well for Warm Weather
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] The week of March 10 brought about a number of smiles…
McDaniel Student Goes to Class and Gym without Cell Phone, Does Not Freak Out
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Last Monday, Freshman Aaron Callahan woke up at 8:30 a.m. to…
Recent Grad to Marry Former Professor
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Over Spring Break, McDaniel Alumnus Oscar Santos ’13 and Biology professor…
Student Gets Hair Cut Short over Break, Is Unhappy
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] McDaniel College Junior Bradley Heavner went to Florida for Spring Break…
McDaniel College to Open New Restaurant on Campus, Student Input Needed
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] McDaniel College administration has announced plans to install a new dining…
Theater Department Hires Undead for “Evil Dead” Production
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Campus Security advises students planning to attend McDaniel’s production of “Evil…
McDaniel Student Doesn’t Care about Sports, Tells Everyone
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] At a recent meal at Englar Dining Hall, sophomore Social Work…
McDaniel Junior Only Has 15 Minutes until Unfinished Paper Due
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Having already spent a considerable amount of time checking various social…
Football Team Begins Fundraiser in Attempt to Start Fresh in 2014
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] After consecutive disappointing seasons, the McDaniel football program felt that something…
McDaniel Proposes a Spring 2014 Semester Extension, Students Protest in Summer Attire
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] What happens when a college proposes adding more days to their…
Residence Halls Finally Get Soap
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Residents of upperclassmen dormitories were in for a surprise Wednesday when…
First Year Student Accidentally Calls Professor “Mom”
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Students across campus reported Thursday that that morning in an introductory-level…
Exhausted Sophomore Just Wants Pizza
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Approximately half an hour before midnight yesterday evening, a McDaniel sophomore…
College Offers New Political Science Course Titled “Manifesto Dr. Seuss, a Conservative Diatribe”
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Dr. Seuss, the epitome of the ideal Conservative writer, has inspired…
Lack of Fans at Fault For Football Losses
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] After an in-depth analysis of the past few college football seasons,…
Student Writes Poetry, Feels Deep
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] A student has situated herself in a nook of the third…
Glar’s Chicken Tenders May Be More Local Than You Think
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] A startling discovery from Dr.Jekyll’s Genetics class has lead to critical…