McHoroscopes: Your sign and your new major
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Spring is a time for change, and some people may be…
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McDaniel introduces new housing for anti-vax students
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] The College has announced it will open a new block of…
IT mandates new password requirements
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] The McDaniel IT Department has announced via email to students and…
McDaniel theater department to perform edgy rock musical
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] The McDaniel theater department has decided to branch out this semester…
Academic cuts prove not enough; McDaniel sells Memorial Bell to local pawn shop for quick cash
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Last Thursday morning, students were surprised to see that the Memorial…
McDaniel markets new hookup app for seniors
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] McDaniel College has announced the creation of a new app, designed…
McDaniel institutes new policy to limit handicapped button use
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] In a groundbreaking move, Campus Safety has announced that the automatic door openers…
McDaniel Plan changes approved for Fall 2018
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] The McDaniel Plan is a well-known part of all students’ experiences…
“Never Meeting Club” forms
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] A new club has been formed for McDaniel students who are…
Student leaves milk and cookies for RA during room checks
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] “I just like the idea of giving back, you know,” said…
McDaniel adds butterfly and bee catching classes
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] McDaniel’s Fall 2018 semester will have two brand new classes added…
McDaniel’s beloved Free Press to hold first “Taste of Free Press”
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] The McDaniel Free Press will be hosting the first annual “Taste…
Student deceives faculty and peers by pretending to study in Budapest
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] For half of McDaniel’s Spring 2018 semester, junior Connor Hare shared…
College announces plan to listen to students
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] In an unprecedented move, College officials last Thursday announced McDaniel’s new plan…
Students to organize ‘Theatrical Celebration of the Phallus’
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] This year McDaniel hosted its fifteenth annual Vagina Monologues, inspiring some…
McDaniel to offer flat Earth courses
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] McDaniel College announced on March 14, otherwise known as Pi Day…
Movie Review: “High School Musical”
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] I just hate when something is so obviously created to make…
McDaniel Horoscope a.k.a. McHoroscope
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Aries (March 21 – April 19) Don’t overwork yourself. You’re almost…
Student attempts to rebrand self as “Cool Guy”
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] With all the recent rebranding that has been going on around…
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