Student Falls Asleep on Toilet
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] On the miserable morning of March 5, rumbling down the hallway…
Articles by Kyle Parks
Photo Essay: Campus Eyesores
Student Discovers Possible Unicorn Horn on Campus
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] The McDaniel College community has been divided by tensions due to a…
An Interview With One of McDaniel’s Highest Earning Alumni, XXXNoScopeBeast1993XXX
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] McDaniel College has a number of notable alumni, including news anchor…
Movie Review: Legally Blonde
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Ah, yes. What a classic. “Legally Blonde” challenges our views about what…
Spellcheck Conspires Against Student
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Starting in the fall semester of 2017, McDaniel College will no…
Administration Apologizes for Tuition Hikes
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] For years, students and their families have endured rapidly increasing postsecondary…
Where’s the Free Press?
[Disclaimer: This article was originally published for April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.] Dear Free Press, For years you have provided me with a…
Bravely Bald: A Story of Hair Loss and Illness
Seventh grade and finding bald patches. Seventeen and watching clumps of hair fall from her fingers into the drain. 40 years old, advanced ovarian cancer, and a bald head under…
Dance, Fashion, Cuisine, Culture, and Comedy: ACC’s Annual “Taste of Asia”
The Forum bustled as students, faculty, staff, and the community alike gathered for the Asian Community Coalition’s annual “Taste of Asia” dinner on Feb. 23. According to Tonae’ Hamilton, the…
McPlaylist of the Month: March
This playlist aims to expose McDaniel to the music genre that is grime, just as its popularity in both Britain and the United States is hitting its high point. It…
McDaniel Contrast: Creativity and Community
Spring is a time for many things, such as the end of snow and winter, blooming flowers, a sense of renewal—and the newest issue of Contrast, McDaniel’s literary magazine. Every…
“Cord-Cutting” at McDaniel
With the advent of online streaming services and an increase in their use, it should come as no surprise that with the advent of online streaming, TV has changed dramatically—particularly among millennials….
Removal of Posters in Westminster High School Sparks Controversy
On Feb. 16, several teachers at Westminster High School were asked to take down posters that they felt promoted diversity, but administration believed carried political connotations, deviating from the apolitical…
APO Service Fraternity Experiencing Rapid Growth
Editor’s note: after the writing of this article, APO pledged 17 new members on Feb. 26. Alpha Phi Omega, a service fraternity at McDaniel, has grown to now encompass approximately…
Unmasking Cuban Drag Culture
Despite recent moves towards diplomacy, and its very close proximity, Cuba remains a nation largely isolated from the U.S. Thus, those residing outside, at times, miss major reflection on what…
Remembering Emmett Till
Before the Civil Rights Movement was in full swing, the murder of a young boy named Emmett Till helped shed some light on racism plaguing the nation and helped bring about a…
Advice to Republicans on Town Halls
Anyone who has any knowledge of politics knows that we are living in an extremely divided political climate. To combat that, in the spirit of bipartisan cooperation and in the…
Marsha P. Johnson’s Fight for Equality
On June 26, 2015 the Supreme Court ruled that the ban against same-sex marriages was unconstitutional, legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide. Many people recognize this has a major civil rights act…
McPlaylist of the Month: February
After a fiery protest playlist last November, we return with a more subdued fare. Trump is president, and between protests, phone calls to congressional representatives, why not sit back for…