[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.]
The WordPress update introduced a headline analyzer. It specifies that a good score is between 40 and 60. And to be the best, which seems a little bit unnecessary for a student-run newspaper at a small liberal arts college but whatever, you should strive for 70 and above. I’ve had a pretty stressful week, and I’m willing to settle, 68 is plenty good for me. Hi mom!
