[Disclaimer: This article was originally published on April Fools’ Day, and it should not be interpreted as factual reporting.]
McDaniel College has taken its new profits and decided to spread the wealth back to the sport teams on the Hill.
“We realized that it’s nearly been a whole year since the sports teams received more funds,” President Casey said. “I think it was about time they had more.”
When asked about other departments needing more funds he replied, “we did give other departments more funding, just look at kinesiology.”
Students seem relatively unmoved by the decision.
“I never really cared for sports, let alone went to any games, but I guess I’m glad some people are happy with more funds,” said one student.
“I really just wanted better dining options or more things to do around campus,” one player on the football team stated.
With the campus clearly overwhelmingly approving of the new budget decisions, it is an enigma why the College is having trouble getting new students to attend.
